Ass Machine Teapot, Yo
[insert long paragraph about how awesome I am here]


nobody’s ever really happy to find out they’ve stayed up too late.

it used to be a cool achievement but now it’s like

"fuck. god damn it. not again. shit."

(via pizza)

Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant
— THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via lilwombatprincess)

(Source: sarcasmfluently, via fuglypudding)